When your long distance friends want some of your food
When your long distance friends want some of your food
HARURINALIA: The Movie (2020) - (Un)Official Trailer
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DMMD Episode 10 Summarised By Someone Who Hasn’t Played The Game
So using the power of imagination we can all pretend that Otter Man is an adorable little teddy bear and that I’m not horribly late with this summary. It shouldn’t have taken so long given that I actually liked the episode but stuff happened and then HaruRinRalia became a thing so I’ve been skipping through the hillside and praising the yaoi Gods most of this week. Either way I’m back and if anyone still cares here’s my summation of Otter Man’s episode.
The episode opens with Aoba downing his meds and fondly remembering his mind-fucking sessions (conveniently forgetting a certain Tear Tattoo Guy) and then we learn that WWI Veteran didn’t actually die last week thus fucking up the complete masterpiece of that episode and making the ClearxAoba pairing lose all credibility. The Romeo & Juliet angle worked, this Get Out Of Jail Free Card that Hacker Guy provided is bullshit. But to save this descending into a rant about all the reasons that our little toy soldier should have remained on the scrapheap, I’ll just post a picture of Otter Man looking broodingly hot as he stares pensively out into the rain.
Everything changed when the Fire Nation attacked
Koujaku, Hacker Guy, and Aoba have a very serious discussion about being entered that I couldn’t take seriously at all seeing as I am actually Glen Quagmire but then I was reminded of this and my burning hatred of Aoba was re-kindled.
In all seriousness is this bloke alive? I fucking loved him
After an age has passed Aoba FINALLY proves that he has at least a couple of functioning brain cells as he figures out what Butler’s dastardly evil plan is: to control the entire world by handing out free Tacos on Taco Tuesday. To confirm this is Butler himself, who talks to Specs about his impending world domination.
Their evil villain laughs leave much to be desired
Aoba tries to be valiant and say that he doesn’t want anyone else to get involved but then the camera cuts to Otter Man so gotta love that prolepsis. Besides, not involving the resident badass in this hero quest is just ridiculous. Said resident badass decides he wants to call in Aoba’s favour in the middle of the night and decides to raid the Eiffel Tower and take Butler down. I lost some love for Otter Man when he started talking trash about my baby, and grudgingly gained respect for Aoba at this line:
Aoba’s a twat but he defends his
lover Computer Dog admirably
I was rather surprised that Otter Man thought like this given that he has a wicked Sassy Eye Patch Parrot that he seems rather fond of, but that aside he punches Aoba in the face and I’ve been wanting to do that since about episode 3 so my love for Otter Man was restored. Plus he rides a motorbike and has cool electric guitars as his background music so for me to hate him would be for me to shit all over everything I hold sacred.
Aoba… is that the USB Drive I gave you earlier or are you just happy to see me?
The two of them infiltrate the Eiffel Tower and Computer Dog disables some weapons and just as I was questioning the surprising lack of security and WWI Veterans, the Detective Who Is On A Combination Of LSD, Speed, And Ecstacy shows up with some Stormtroopers. One has to wonder why you’d bother controlling this guy’s mind when he’s already mentally unstable anyway. Putting bullet holes through Aoba is a fun sport in this guy’s mind even without the red ring of death.
When Lord Vader sent us out on work experience I didn’t think we’d end up working for someone even more fucked up than he is…
Anyway Otter Man and Aoba end up hiding in a room and Otter Man commands Aoba to stop being a little bitch and instead make people his bitches by using that boner-inducing voice of his but unfortunately his attempts to shake the voice out of him didn’t go as planned.
Oops he broke Aoba
Um… wasn’t Aoba the other way around just a second ago? Now is really not the time for that, Otter Man
Aoba finally decides to use Scrap and Hipster Mikasa is watching the whole thing in HD and I’m beginning to suspect that she needs a good mind fuck before she can be a functioning member of society seeing as all she does is stare blankly at random shit and sit on a throne in Toys R Us. Meanwhile Aoba grows a pair which probably means that the naked muscled dude that lives inside of Aoba has taken over seeing as regular Aoba is as wet and spineless as one of WWI Veteran’s beloved jellyfish, and he decides to invade Otter Man’s mind as payback for trying to use him.
Well shit. Otter Man better have packed a spare pair of knickers.
Once inside Otter Man’s mind we see another Vietnam flashback and it appears as though he’s a Native American Indian which makes him even cooler than he already was. His whole tribe is on fire and needless to say one can see why Otter Man has turned out the way that he has and most likely has a hatred of Alicia Keys.
Fuck you, Fire Nation.
Butler was the mastermind behind the whole operation seeing as he wanted to know the Indians’ secrets to controlling people via scent, though realistically speaking the smell of a cake will make me do some pretty depraved things so maybe instead of burning down an entire civilisation he should have just baked some yummy treats.
Some men just want to watch the world burn
So we delve deeper into Otter Man’s consciousness and come across him tied up in shit-loads of chains and I’m ready to sit through the usual procedure of Aoba talking, an emotional breakdown, and then a happy ending as they skip off into the horizon with rainbows coming out of their arses. But this time was a little bit different.
It turns out that Otter Man is having none of Aoba’s mind-fuckery and is strong enough to repel him and escape unscathed in the process. If this isn’t hardcore then I really don’t know what is. Back in reality Otter Man just glares at Aoba and says that they both smell like Death (the new fragrance from Hugo Boss) and then the episode ends. Naturally, the ending was as badass as its owner and as of now Otter Man is my third favourite character.
There was a displeasing lack of Sassy Eye Patch Parrot in this episode, but there was an overwhelming abundance of Computer Dog and so without further ado, I shall leave you with some Computer Dog appreciation <3
Look at how precious he is when asleep!
Look at how precious he is when awake!
Look at how precious he is when saving the fucking day!
BLOODY HELL LOOK AT HIM THOUGH OMG
IT SHOULD BE ILLEGAL TO BE THIS CUTE
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the new boys are here and they’re gonna steal ur aesthetic
~ ♫ I will show you a whole New World ♫~
i hope kyoani gives us a sleeping in the airplane shot next ep
makoto:rin, haru is really scared and confused and hurt can you try to help him please
rin:ima take this fucker to australia